Gemcinsom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair crocodile.

Gemcinsom created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemcinsom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gemcinsom, she will turn you into a rat.

Gemcinsom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gemcinsom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.