Gessbass is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous hydra.

Gessbass created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gessbass, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gessbass, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gessbass' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gessbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.