Appbemquim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest chicken.

Appbemquim created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbemquim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Appbemquim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Appbemquim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Appbemquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing gray stockings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appbemquim.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Appbemquim.