Hancamgon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced grasshopper.

Hancamgon created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancamgon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hancamgon, he will manifest in front of you.

Hancamgon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hancamgon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hancamgon.

2. Never sit near doves.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about fire.