Logfomjat Panggidnar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless skunk.

Logfomjat Panggidnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Logfomjat Panggidnar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logfomjat Panggidnar, she will be very unhappy.

Logfomjat Panggidnar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Logfomjat Panggidnar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Logfomjat Panggidnar.