Sawtenkamdotdog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving turtle.

Sawtenkamdotdog created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawtenkamdotdog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawtenkamdotdog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sawtenkamdotdog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sawtenkamdotdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about gravity.