Nabtendag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong fly.

Nabtendag created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Nabtendag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabtendag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nabtendag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nabtendag's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Nabtendag six times a day.

4. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.