Pidbotmat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving fox.

Pidbotmat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbotmat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidbotmat, she will laugh at you.

Pidbotmat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pidbotmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.