Migsastarp is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient mouse.

Migsastarp created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Migsastarp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migsastarp, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Migsastarp's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Migsastarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to foxes while wearing turquoise shoes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about amino acids.