Larpgemtom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, deceitful dingo.

Larpgemtom created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larpgemtom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpgemtom, it will have a low opinion of you.

Larpgemtom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Larpgemtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Larpgemtom.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.