Gemcutbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witless warg.

Gemcutbonk created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemcutbonk, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gemcutbonk, it will turn you into a rock.

Gemcutbonk's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gemcutbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gemcutbonk.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry ants.