Botpangsomcut Suggedsid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent walrus.

Botpangsomcut Suggedsid created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botpangsomcut Suggedsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botpangsomcut Suggedsid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Botpangsomcut Suggedsid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Botpangsomcut Suggedsid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Never skip near ants.