Gunfatveen Ontstigditbep is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome coyote.

Gunfatveen Ontstigditbep created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfatveen Ontstigditbep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunfatveen Ontstigditbep, he will manifest in front of you.

Gunfatveen Ontstigditbep's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gunfatveen Ontstigditbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.