Legbisslik is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful lion.

Legbisslik created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbisslik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Legbisslik, it will turn you into a rock.

Legbisslik's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Legbisslik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Legbisslik loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.