Artgigflow is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered goblin.

Artgigflow created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artgigflow, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Artgigflow, it will be mildly annoyed.

Artgigflow's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Artgigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Do not stand on grass.