Afvogbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying scorpion.

Afvogbaf created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afvogbaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afvogbaf, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Afvogbaf's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Afvogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.