Dotomttal is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive manatee.

Dotomttal created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotomttal, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dotomttal, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dotomttal's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dotomttal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Do not take Dotomttal's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about galaxies.
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