Catnartgen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, slow coyote.

Catnartgen created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Catnartgen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Catnartgen, he will turn you into a frog.

Catnartgen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Catnartgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.