Tomkabomin Nibrillarf is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable spider.

Tomkabomin Nibrillarf created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomkabomin Nibrillarf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tomkabomin Nibrillarf, he will be very sad.

Tomkabomin Nibrillarf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tomkabomin Nibrillarf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomkabomin Nibrillarf.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always obey Tomkabomin Nibrillarf's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about badgers.