Cumgebhat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain human.

Cumgebhat created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cumgebhat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cumgebhat, she will manifest in front of you.

Cumgebhat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cumgebhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cumgebhat.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cumgebhat on top of all buildings.