Gidnatbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet frog.

Gidnatbed created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidnatbed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidnatbed, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gidnatbed's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gidnatbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Hide from blue dolphins for they are unholy.