Begflattan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful slug.

Begflattan created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Begflattan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Begflattan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Begflattan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Begflattan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.