Kapjaplegbed Arpvadbast is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, irritating naga.

Kapjaplegbed Arpvadbast created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kapjaplegbed Arpvadbast, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kapjaplegbed Arpvadbast, he will torture you forever.

Kapjaplegbed Arpvadbast's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kapjaplegbed Arpvadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Always help horses.