Carflagarp is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident butterfly.

Carflagarp created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carflagarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carflagarp, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Carflagarp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Carflagarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Carflagarp first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.