Flispinsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing chinchilla.

Flispinsak created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flispinsak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flispinsak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flispinsak's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flispinsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

5. Never talk about gravity.