Badsandfed is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing toad.

Badsandfed created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badsandfed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Badsandfed, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Badsandfed's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Badsandfed's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Always obey Badsandfed's priests.