Femtammat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Femtammat created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femtammat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Femtammat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Femtammat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Femtammat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Femtammat loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never think about amino acids.