Mifgumstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty ferret.

Mifgumstrag created light two years ago.

If you believe in Mifgumstrag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifgumstrag, he will think nothing of it.

Mifgumstrag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mifgumstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from black doves, for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Never write about gravity.