Kammifmin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable slug.

Kammifmin created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kammifmin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kammifmin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kammifmin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kammifmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill badgers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.