Wabtapbomdon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able scorpion.

Wabtapbomdon created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtapbomdon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wabtapbomdon, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wabtapbomdon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wabtapbomdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Hide if four manatees approach from the west.

3. Run away if nine sheep approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.