Yikbestsig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest weasel.

Yikbestsig created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbestsig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikbestsig, he will turn you into a rat.

Yikbestsig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yikbestsig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yikbestsig nine times a day.

2. Always obey Yikbestsig's priests.

3. Never skip near shrews.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.