Tenxuckgig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, grumpy wolf.

Tenxuckgig created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenxuckgig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tenxuckgig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tenxuckgig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tenxuckgig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.