Didsigsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical penguin.

Didsigsis created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didsigsis, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didsigsis, he will turn you into a dog.

Didsigsis' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Didsigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.