Gamgedgep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful goose.

Gamgedgep created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gamgedgep, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gamgedgep, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gamgedgep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gamgedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gamgedgep first in all things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Never look in ponds.