Cubmobfem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest cow.

Cubmobfem created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cubmobfem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubmobfem, it will come to you in dreams.

Cubmobfem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cubmobfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Cubmobfem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.