Wodbigbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful faun.

Wodbigbonk created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbigbonk, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wodbigbonk, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wodbigbonk's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wodbigbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Wodbigbonk on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.