Citsadnad Nullyatcumligwonnartfetgof is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable jackal.

Citsadnad Nullyatcumligwonnartfetgof created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citsadnad Nullyatcumligwonnartfetgof, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Citsadnad Nullyatcumligwonnartfetgof, it will laugh at you.

Citsadnad Nullyatcumligwonnartfetgof's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Citsadnad Nullyatcumligwonnartfetgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Citsadnad Nullyatcumligwonnartfetgof.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not speak about carrots.