Larghitster is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, uncaring tortoise.

Larghitster created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larghitster, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larghitster, she will turn you into a rat.

Larghitster's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Larghitster's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

2. Do not take Larghitster's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.