Gonganwon Boptailtarp Fet is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witless elephant.

Gonganwon Boptailtarp Fet created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Gonganwon Boptailtarp Fet, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gonganwon Boptailtarp Fet, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gonganwon Boptailtarp Fet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gonganwon Boptailtarp Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Worship no other gods but Gonganwon Boptailtarp Fet.

5. Do not make images of living things.