Rulgam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving swallow.

Rulgam created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulgam, she will cry a lot.

Rulgam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rulgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Put Rulgam first in all things.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rulgam on top of all buildings.