Xemarnlarg Venontbud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous wyrm.

Xemarnlarg Venontbud created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemarnlarg Venontbud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xemarnlarg Venontbud, he will turn you into a rat.

Xemarnlarg Venontbud's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Xemarnlarg Venontbud's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Xemarnlarg Venontbud eight times a day.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Run away if seven birds approach from the west.