Flyladbim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak cat.

Flyladbim created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyladbim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flyladbim, she will turn you into a goat.

Flyladbim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Flyladbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Flyladbim first in all things.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Flyladbim's priests.