Jabhapnad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent dingo.

Jabhapnad created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jabhapnad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jabhapnad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jabhapnad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jabhapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jabhapnad's priests.

2. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Fast once a month.