Pigpakfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, resourceful penguin.

Pigpakfud created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Pigpakfud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigpakfud, it will turn you into a slug.

Pigpakfud's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pigpakfud's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pigpakfud loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Pigpakfud nine times a day.