Tankemflan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane rat.

Tankemflan created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tankemflan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tankemflan, she will send you a sign.

Tankemflan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tankemflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.