Yokbogbap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful bee.

Yokbogbap created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokbogbap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokbogbap, he will not care at all.

Yokbogbap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yokbogbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink alcohol.