Lagvagmon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful finch.

Lagvagmon created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagvagmon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lagvagmon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lagvagmon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lagvagmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near dolphins.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.