Migyardod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, grumpy scorpion.

Migyardod created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Migyardod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Migyardod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Migyardod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Migyardod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migyardod.

2. Never paint your feet turquoise.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Migyardod on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not listen to music.