Ligflowdub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable aardvark.

Ligflowdub created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligflowdub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ligflowdub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ligflowdub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ligflowdub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.