Yikfetquill is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast hamster.

Yikfetquill created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikfetquill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yikfetquill, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yikfetquill's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yikfetquill's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yikfetquill.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your back.